Babies are Parasites

Since everyone in the known small universe of my existence is either still preggo, has 8 weeks to go, has recently calved, or probably wants to become preggo (strange phenomena...at least, to me) I thought I would post this.

I cannot, for various reasons, imagine anyone WANTING a thing growing inside their uterus only to rip its way out like the Aliens in the Sigourney Weaver movie,and then, following me around for the rest of my life to continue the abuse and agitation; so I decided to do a highly unscientific Google search on "babies are parasites." 

Babies are not cute, they are, quite simply, poo machines that occasionally projectile vomit curdled milk product just to mix it up.

Apparently, if you Google this term there is some rather heated debate going on at Yahoo! answers and other forums.  Who knew?  Not me. I just figured I was a lone freak.  If I were to find myself pregnant at any point in my life, I would absolutely want an abortion. I lack the mothering instincts while around human children and quite often think that natural selection should be allowed to run its course on children.  If the parent's are dumb enough NOT to watch the kid, well, hell, let it get run over by a bus, one less idiot in the world.

Because I like pictures more than words, here are a couple.

                                                             HUMAN FETUS

   

                                            TAPEWORM

To me, they are equally gross and disturbing.  So, if you are wanting to be an expectant mother...consider this first:)