Friday, October 31, 2014

Happy Halloween



     This is my 5 am freight crew minus the crew leader who was taking the photo and not wearing a costume.  Happy Halloween, Girls. I will miss you, Crystal, er Iron Man, you are the only one who really ever understood at all the load that is mine at work...and only because you were my fill in.  Much luck and better earnings than with this joke company.

My girl Jen got hurt.  I won't get into details because of possible corporate repercussions, but it was an accident and I'm very sorry it happened and I know our manager will take care of it because he helped out Michelle.

On a lighter note, Michelle ran around making TARDIS noises and singing "I'm a Tardis, I'm a Tardis."  And before Jen got hurt she breathed like Lord Vader and said things with her voice changing helmet.

I was the lamest with my Robin Hood mustache and jeans. But then I only own jeans and I never know when I have to unload something. If I actually wore tights, I'd have runs in them within the hour.

But we had fun.




Friday, October 24, 2014

Coffee Chaser

Ever see someone suddenly chug one of those small to-go coffee creamers like a shot of alcohol then chase it with a chug of coffee?

I hadn't until about 7 am this morning. 

The individual then proceeded to suck down a sugar packet and chase it with coffee.

This is of absolutely no importance.  But it was really, really funny.

Saturday, October 18, 2014

All in Good Fun

This week, the girls at work and I decided to have a bit of fun on Friday, since it was payday, the day our store puts away the freight truck, and we all worked the same hours.  So, we planned an outing to Build A Bear, a place to which I had never been, but a place where the employees recognized my friend Jen on sight.

Jen, Michelle, and I left work, drove to Jen and Victoria's (Jen's significant other) apartment where we met up with Victoria.  Jen excitedly gave us the grand tour, including her closet of toys and the Halloween decorations.  Then Jen very happily made us some spaghetti (I didn't want to hurt her feelings by telling her I shouldn't eat it  because I am a glutard) so I ate it anyway.  To know Jen is to love Jen.  And her feelings are easily injured.  She is not always rational but is always genuine.

Then we went to Build a Bear.

Jen was purchasing Christmas gifts for a bear she had built previously.  (See, to know Jen is to love Jen.)  She was serious about this.  She bought a motorcycle, a motorcycle jacket, some Darth Vader slippers and tiny aviator sunglasses for her bear.  She, of course, told me his name, but me, being awful, can't remember it.  Jen is different in the best way possible. She makes me and most everyone who comes in contact with her, happy.

Michelle, the youngster among us, at nineteen, built a bear for her boyfriend. She also shopped for Dr Who wear at Hot Topic but was disappointed that the girl's costume for the tenth doctor was sold out in her size and, with my help, decided to become one very fetching TARDIS.  I think she just needs go go boots.  She didn't know what go go boots were. But, once I sent her a photo of go go boots, she says she NEEDSSSS them.
  
             I CONVINCED MICHELLE TO BUY THESE BECAUSE MY LEGS ARE TOO FAT.


Michelle, did however know what vajazzling (yeah I don't know how to spell it) is and helped me explain this strange phenomenon to Jen and Victoria.  I told them professor Google made me laugh a lot when I started looking at photos of it.


                                                 OBLIGATORY VAJAZZLING PHOTO


I built a dragon. I named him Lothar and got him a little suit top. 

He is soft micro suede and has small, textured scales, which is pretty neat.





Today, I spent quite a while deciding what outfit I could wear to work on Halloween (another freight day with my girls)  and decided the safest thing would be to wear Jon's Robin Hood hat.  I then contemplated becoming Errol Flynn.

 So I played around on the interwebs searching for mustaches, of all things.  And Jon and I went to a Halloween store!  I bought spirit gum, spirit gum remover, a mustache, and some Nightmare Before Christmas knee socks, because they were super awesome and I wanted them.



I decided to skip the goatee since the mustache is kind of distracting enough for me to wear on my face.  And, hell, the hair is purple right now, but it will wash out all too soon even though people really love it and I get compliments all the time....it is against the dress code at work, which I find ridiculous. Yeah, they own my time for 40 hours a week but they don't own me and I'm not flashing my boobs or letting my thong hang out to terrify children.


                                                         THE REAL ERROL FLYNN

Monday, October 13, 2014

I'm Ba---ACCKKK

I have been absent from this blog for quite some time.  Mostly because life has been particularly eventful and not always in a good way.

The first bit of September saw strong storms here in Michigan and a large tree limb fell on our house, pulling down the power line, nearly ripping it from our electric meter, ruining the chimney cap, tearing off some shingles, tearing down the cable line as well.  It took a month of fighting with the power company to finally get them to deal with cutting the dangling limb off the power line just so we could use the insurance money to repair the house.

There are still branches in the backyard due to us not having a chainsaw and we have friends who do but they are just as busy as we are and I am patient enough to wait until it suits them.

The house is fixed, the power line is fixed, we have installed a breaker box and gotten rid of the old fashioned screw in fuse box, the cable line is back up and we have internet again.  The contractor even fixed our broken hall light which hasn't lit up in years...no idea why other than he said whoever wired it buggered it all up.  Which was what he found with the fuse box as well.  Although, he said it had been purposefully buggered so as to bypass some of the meter sometime before we moved in.

Jon has been slowly working on fixing our broken gutters and missing downspouts.  They have been missing/broken since we moved in but we are trying to fix things the best we can. It has been slow going.

My car is back on the road. It needs new tires.  The year of sitting did them no good and they are kind of dry rotted and basically ruined, not that the tires were new or wonderful when the car was crashed. They were passable.  Before it snows much, I need new ones.  I've already had a flat in one of them and had to have it repaired because, of course, it happened when I was flat broke and couldn't have afforded a new tire even if I'd needed one.

I had to have one of my cats euthanized.  Not one of my best days.  She was old, suddenly ill, and one morning, we went to the emergency vet and they said she was too ill to test for things, and that was that. I decided and we buried her in the back yard.  Poor Zsa Zsa.  I couldn't watch her suffer anymore.

This morning I am skipping work due to being ill with some sort of cold or something. I don't know. I'm feverish and really didn't think I was up to my job.  I'll live. I was trying to nap but the dog decided to bark threateningly at the mailman she perceives as evil and then Jon called me to check up on me.  Sweet of him, but hard to sleep with all the noises.

Jon and I went to Ohio to visit my parents a couple weekends ago. Only for the weekend, which was too short, but it was a nice visit.  I hope there is not much snow this winter so I can go back to visit for a longer period without worries of driving in super dangerous conditions.

This weekend has been a good one. We picked up sticks in the front yard, went to lunch, made food, went shopping for groceries, looked in the antique shops, had some coffee, and basically hung out.  Sounds uneventful, but was pleasant and full of laughter.  I bought some goofy glow in the dark teeth that, once I get and carve a pumpkin, are meant to be jammed into it, lol.

Jon reformatted the computer. It had some virus on it that caused all sorts of things and we found the system disks and poof!  Virus no more.  Much better.  Weird, having to re-download Mozilla and get rid of Internet Explorer.  Also strange having no bookmarks.

My cat is sleeping so soundly on the couch next to me that she is snoring. Loudly. Silly Moose.

I guess that's all I can remember happening, though I am certain much more did happen.