And More Idiots Came out of Nowhere

Ever hear of returning a defective item bought from a store, with no receipt and NO defective item? Yes, this happened.  The customer was incredibly irate when the assistant manager and I told her this was just not possible.  She threw a fit and called us to ask for the corporate phone number to file a complaint. Corporate must have told her it was company policy and that what she was asking was not possible because we received no email of doom from corporate telling us just how this customer's ass must be kissed.

                                               Usually, its much like this:

I also witnessed the largest camel toe I have ever seen.  My friend Jason's face turned green when this lady walked into the store and I decided I didn't need to notice anything. Ignorance is, sometimes, bliss.  A snickering Brandon then told me it was a sight not to be missed....so I looked. Erm, wow, I thought about taking the woman to the full length mirror in the dressing room and asking if she saw what the rest of us were seeing.


It looked a lot like the Mariah Carey image on the right....except this woman was 80 pounds heavier.  Jason said it was almost like he could do a gynecological exam without the woman needing to disrobe.  This led to much snickering.


                                                   Wanted: full length mirror

 This is pretty gross. It belongs on People of Wal Mart. I guess no matter how many stylists, hangers-on, and money you acquire, all of them are afraid to say "Hey, Mariah, you have camel toe!"


Today was Friday the 13th. I didn't even realize that until about an hour ago. I am not superstitious, but it was a day filled with crazies. 

 Minor crazies ask questions and expect me to know all about a certain weed killer and have apparently become illiterate the moment they step inside the store and for some reason think they need me to explain the merits of Roundup in some bizarre boring adult story time. Mixing instructions are on the label and its actually quite a thick booklet.


             "And then Roundup killed everything it came in contact with. THE END."