Why Modern Medicine is Angry Making

   Step One:  Jon gets bit by horrible, horrible spider.
   Step Two: Jon breaks out in horrible, horrible rash.
   Step Three: Jon gets rash in eyeball.
   Step Four: Jon goes to incompetent asshole doctor

   Jon: Doctor, I watched a spider bite me and now I have a horrible rash.
   Doctor: It's not a spider bite, its poison ivy
   Jon: Yes, but I saw it bite me, it is not poison ivy
   Doctor: I don't know my head from my ass, but I do know you owe me $56
  
  (Jon enters the domicile where we live.)
   Jon: Are you still playing with bunny?
   Me: No.
   Jon: I need more money
   Me: Ah, of course

   (Jon leaves in search of the pharmacy)
   (Me is very angry and positive that the reason the drugs won't work is because the doctor is treating a spider bite with poison ivy meds; which happens every year.

    On a more positive note, Vincent the bunny loves to do zoomies.  He is very photogenic except that he is very bouncy and zooms very quickly and I am very slow and clumsy in comparison so often I get blurs of gray instead of cute, adorable bunny in photo. 

  There should be a public service ad that goes something like this:

 Angry, depressed, otherwise disenchanted by life and tired of working for the man?  Find something cute that loves you; then cuddle. Inhale, enjoy. Life is good!